The Donkey! If you don't love donkeys, there's probably something wrong with you. Have you seen how happy miniature donkey's make The Terminator? They make a killing machine sent from the future EUPHORIC. Having said that, I did live next door to one once, and good lord it was noisy. One of only three animals that can make noise breathing in and out. Four, if my wife is to be believed about my snoring.