The Keel-Billed Toucan or, as I now refer to them, the Nightmare Parrot. Looks like a normal bird that's stuck its beak into something it shouldn't. Haven't we all? They sound like noisy frogs, which explains why they mostly hop around rather than fly. Most of their face is made from toenail and in some religions new fathers are advised not to eat their meat, in case their babies are bewitched and, I quote, 'fade away'.