Racoon
30cm x 30cm (Image size)
50cm x 50cm (Frame size)
Limited edition of 250 (+25 Artists proofs)
Gicleé print on Somerset enhanced velvet 330gsm.
2019
Signed, titled and numbered.
30cm x 30cm (Image size)
50cm x 50cm (Frame size)
Limited edition of 250 (+25 Artists proofs)
Gicleé print on Somerset enhanced velvet 330gsm.
2019
Signed, titled and numbered.
30cm x 30cm (Image size)
50cm x 50cm (Frame size)
Limited edition of 250 (+25 Artists proofs)
Gicleé print on Somerset enhanced velvet 330gsm.
2019
Signed, titled and numbered.
The Racoon. Aka, the Trash Panda, or if the word trash sticks in your craw, how about the Bin Bandit? I haven’t looked that hard this morning but I’m pretty sure I’ve just made that up. You’re welcome. Also, if anyone knows where one’s craw is, please let me know. Racoons, like myself, are cunning opportunistic eaters. Put me in a room with a packet of chocolate digestives and I will be able to work out any puzzle to get at them. I’m not claiming to be a genius, but it’s probably how we’ll solve global warming. Raccoons are incredibly dexterous, and their name comes from an Algonquian word meaning ‘one who rubs, scrubs and scratches with his hands’. They also lick their paws to increase their sensitivity so they can more easily tell what’s what at night. Ahh. This explains the many times my has wife found me standing in front of the midnight fridge, hands dripping with saliva whilst fiddling with a cheesestring. Unlike me, they can fall from a rather impressive height of 40m and remain unharmed. I wouldn’t like to be the person testing that. ‘Ooh, that’s a no Jeff, 41m is MESSY’.
