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The Rooster. Chickens are apparently the closest living animal to a T-Rex. They are also more clever than the average toddler and have memories as good as Elephants. Simply put, they are to be respected, but never trusted. As a child, my family and I were terrorised by a rooster for many months and had to watch a fully grown man armour himself up, as if entering a medieval joust, in order to finish it off with a spade. I believe every chicken I've met since knows about this legendary battle and seeks revenge.
