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Smaller than a poppy seed, these eight-legged segmented micro-animals have been around for 600 MILLION years! They can survive temperatures from -200C to 151C and are even able to weather the vacuum of space. If they don’t have access to water, they dry out and enter a state called cryptobiosis, which means they can survive, dormant, for decades. Much like a catastrophic hangover, I would imagine they also doomscroll netflix and shuffle back and forth to the fridge hoping for something, anything, to fix them.
You know what would fix them Thomas? Bit of self control. Less Sambuca.
